messi2140
6racies Xavi
Someone ban this troll that slipped through the cracks.
Players have actually regressed .... he’s the polar opposite of Klopp !!
FCBfan22
Senior Member
EV end of the season checklist (@Cule4Life style):
1. Playing boring, unproductive style in 95% of the games with 0 urgency: CHECK
2. Having no idea how to react in-game: CHECK
3. Relying on Messi to do everything by himself from the half-way line to opponents goal: CHECK
4. MATS masking our defensive shitshows by making great saves: CHECK
5. Pace is overrated in football: CHECK
6. Autopilot subs: CHECK
7. Giving seniors the sense of security, even if they don't perform: CHECK
8. Rushing players back from injuries to save his arse: CHECK
9. Double performance standards for gala XI and bench players: CHECK
10. Roma 2.0, but this time in England: CHECK
11. Set up ultra defensive midfield and hope that Leo provides creativity for himself: CHECK
12. Ruining Dembele's best form at FC Barcelona by subbing in him against Lyon while being 60% fit to save his arse: CHECK
13. Playing Suarez injured for the whole season: CHECK
14. Having no idea what is stamina and the importance of rotations: CHECK
15. Our starting RB is still a makeshift RB that gets shat on by any decent winger, who doesn't play for Real Madrid: CHECK
16. Getting beaten by Valencia side, who lost 7-2 on aggregate to Arsenal: CHECK
17. Being completely detached from reality in post-match interviews after embarrasments: CHECK
18. Giving Coutinho 39 last chances to prove himself useless: CHECK
19. Suarez subbing himself on/off when he wishes to: CHECK
20. Our right side of the attack being a ghost town: CHECK
21. Malcom sidelined for 95% of the time and then expecting to save him at the end of the season: CHECK
22. Playing Rakitić-Busquets midfield, while everyone sees that it doesn't work: CHECK
23. No tactical preparation for individual opponents: CHECK
24. 0 workrate from the senior forwards: CHECK
25. Man managment non-existent: CHECK
26. Motivational speeches = Reassurance speeches: CHECK
27. Bartomeu's full support: CHECK
28. Senior players' full support: CHECK
29. No authority over players older than 25 years: CHECK
30. "It is what it is": CHECK
31. "I'm fine.. but when you lose you are always worse than when you win.": CHECK
32. Quasi-philosophical answers in interviews detached from reality: CHECK
33. Winning the league with 87 points, mainly to Messi, MATS and the Madrid teams being utter shite: CHECK
34. Pique doing whatever the fuck he wants: CHECK
35. Suarez doing whatever the fuck he wants (mainly shouting at youngsters): CHECK
36. Busquets doing whatever the fuck he wants (only when the play is slow enough): CHECK
37. Alba doing whatever the fuck he wants: CHECK
38. Coutinho losing balls and doing whatever the fuck he wants: CHECK
39. Older players regressing, but still playing 90% of the time: CHECK
40. Young players playing minimal minutes and not progressing: CHECK
1. Playing boring, unproductive style in 95% of the games with 0 urgency: CHECK
2. Having no idea how to react in-game: CHECK
3. Relying on Messi to do everything by himself from the half-way line to opponents goal: CHECK
4. MATS masking our defensive shitshows by making great saves: CHECK
5. Pace is overrated in football: CHECK
6. Autopilot subs: CHECK
7. Giving seniors the sense of security, even if they don't perform: CHECK
8. Rushing players back from injuries to save his arse: CHECK
9. Double performance standards for gala XI and bench players: CHECK
10. Roma 2.0, but this time in England: CHECK
11. Set up ultra defensive midfield and hope that Leo provides creativity for himself: CHECK
12. Ruining Dembele's best form at FC Barcelona by subbing in him against Lyon while being 60% fit to save his arse: CHECK
13. Playing Suarez injured for the whole season: CHECK
14. Having no idea what is stamina and the importance of rotations: CHECK
15. Our starting RB is still a makeshift RB that gets shat on by any decent winger, who doesn't play for Real Madrid: CHECK
16. Getting beaten by Valencia side, who lost 7-2 on aggregate to Arsenal: CHECK
17. Being completely detached from reality in post-match interviews after embarrasments: CHECK
18. Giving Coutinho 39 last chances to prove himself useless: CHECK
19. Suarez subbing himself on/off when he wishes to: CHECK
20. Our right side of the attack being a ghost town: CHECK
21. Malcom sidelined for 95% of the time and then expecting to save him at the end of the season: CHECK
22. Playing Rakitić-Busquets midfield, while everyone sees that it doesn't work: CHECK
23. No tactical preparation for individual opponents: CHECK
24. 0 workrate from the senior forwards: CHECK
25. Man managment non-existent: CHECK
26. Motivational speeches = Reassurance speeches: CHECK
27. Bartomeu's full support: CHECK
28. Senior players' full support: CHECK
29. No authority over players older than 25 years: CHECK
30. "It is what it is": CHECK
31. "I'm fine.. but when you lose you are always worse than when you win.": CHECK
32. Quasi-philosophical answers in interviews detached from reality: CHECK
33. Winning the league with 87 points, mainly to Messi, MATS and the Madrid teams being utter shite: CHECK
34. Pique doing whatever the fuck he wants: CHECK
35. Suarez doing whatever the fuck he wants (mainly shouting at youngsters): CHECK
36. Busquets doing whatever the fuck he wants (only when the play is slow enough): CHECK
37. Alba doing whatever the fuck he wants: CHECK
38. Coutinho losing balls and doing whatever the fuck he wants: CHECK
39. Older players regressing, but still playing 90% of the time: CHECK
40. Young players playing minimal minutes and not progressing: CHECK
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FC B
Senior Member
Luftstalag14
Culé de Celestial Empire
Told you guys that he won’t be fired, no matter what the cdr result was.
Next season is a wash, I don’t expect us to win anything.
What concerns me the most is we are in serious danger of becoming totally directionless and ready for a free fall once Messi leaves for good. We need to start rebuilding NOW.
Next season is a wash, I don’t expect us to win anything.
What concerns me the most is we are in serious danger of becoming totally directionless and ready for a free fall once Messi leaves for good. We need to start rebuilding NOW.
FinBarcelonafan
Well-known member
It's not just the coach. This whole team needs a big shame up. They are delusional as fuck.
Luftstalag14
Culé de Celestial Empire
If you had dared to wager with me yesterday I would have won big.
It is written all over the wall.
serghei
Senior Member
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