The Warik and Beast Talk show

[Jordzibob]

Okay so if there was a guy who hurt your girlfriend terribly and caused her a lot of trauma you would surely take revenge?

But what if the guy was a psycopath and didn't care about anything (including himself) other than his ten year old son. Would you hurt/kill his son so you could take revenge?

Lol at the disturbing nature of these questions.

If the guy raped my girlfriend I would probably near kill him, I have a very quick temper and something like that would really cause me to lose it. If he just hit her I'd probably beat the crap out of him. And no, it would be on him, even if he didnt care, it would give me the satisfaction of taking revenge on him anyway, or feeling like I did. Lol, this is making me sound like some kindof violent lunatic

[Snyde]

Actually far from it. If you were really violent, you'd have hurt his kid.....bad.

BTW since no one seems to be around now, why don't you take the time to answer "Aroop's questionnaire of death"?

[Jordzibob]

Arroop's questionnaire of death? I shall, but where do I find it?

Scrap that, found it and am answering now, =].

Arroop's questionnaire of death? I shall, but where do I find it?

Scrap that, found it and am answering now, =].

how did the universe come into being?-God created it, but we are effectively his sea monkeys, he doesnt give a shit and likes making people unhappy...or die.

how old are you? 17 tomorrow

life is..stupidly complicated

love is..crazy but beautiful

death is..terrifying, for me, but something that is always going to come

the member you'd most like to meet? Erm...well generally I dont do meeting people because I suck at it, but probably Esteve or Diegomessi.

if there was one cule on the forum who was a secret madridista, who is most likely to be?
Maz? Lol thats a hard one
and vice versa?
Raed
your thoughts on

the henry transfer-We got him incredibly cheaply for someone who was, and still is, such a good player. Injury prone yeh, a little, but this is Thierry Henry we are talking about. We didnt do so well with him last year but he finished as our top scorer with I think 20 goals? So he wasnt that bad. Plus I feel like this year just proves Arsenal made such a big mistake selling him, they've never replaced him and Adebayor has been **** this season, Henry wasnt injured much this season either, I feel if he'd stayed at Arsenal he would have done better as an individual, as much as I like seeing him at Barca. I'm delighted for him this year, he's improved so much from last year.

the Ibra transfer- Not happy about it. I'm in two minds, one says that he is ovverated because I’ve only seen him in the CL, we don’t get Serie A coverage in England so I’m tempted to jump on the pig ignorant bandwagon of English people who judge him soley on his CL performances. However, from what I’ve read, a particular eurosport article changed my opinion quite drastically, he’s very very talented and could more than fill the shoes of Eto. However, I really don’t think he’s worth THAT much money. I think that if we had offered Liverpool that much money, plus Eto, or even more considering we’re spending more, we could have got Fernando Torres, and he’s the best striker in the world Imo. I feel we should at least have tested the water. I’m also disappointed with how the club treated Eto.

liverpool's chances of winning the league-I still think, despite selling Alonso, that they can do it this year. I think Xabi Alonso is slightly ovverated, and because of that I don’t think that it will be THAT hard to fill his place, Liverpool should sign Sneijder, I think he’s more than capable of filling that role, or they should sign Silva, (who imo is quality). They signed Aquilani for 20 million, I don’t rate him at all, so with one more signing I think they can do it. Man Utd will now go through a winding down period, as they did after they sold Beckham, Arsenal will be left sitting on their arses by Man City who will finish 4th this season, and that hopefully will provide Arsenal with the shock they need into getting better players. Chelsea are just too unstable at the moment for me, new manager, egotistical players…..I hate them so much. Liverpool will win this year. I hope they get rid of Benitez though, he’s such a ****, this season he’s lost his marbles, smug little man.

roman abramovich-Well I didn’t like him at the start of the day, =] but if you go into the Chelsea thread you’ll see that “The Fallen” has really changed my opinion on him, he isn’t so bad it turns out, lol.


favourite movie? The Saw films, or Pan’s Labyrinth.

if you had to cut off one of your fingers which one would it be? One of my ring fingers…..I don’t use it for anything...I don’t think

your take on piracy? I understand its “stealing” but why should we pay such extortionate prices for music? I’ve got like 800 songs on my ipod at the moment (it’s a small one), at 79p per song from Itunes, do you know how much that would cost me?? I’m not gonna do the math! You hear about people being punished for illegally downloading things but the prices they are fined are ridiculous.

5 things you can't survive without? My gf, my phone, the internet, hair straighteners, FC Barcelona

what's there in your pockets, now? Nothing

who do you live with? Mum, Dad and sister

if you had to permanently move to a country with similar academic or job scenario, where would you move to? Well I’m hoping to be a writer, but it would probably be either Spain or Australia.

ever had a bone fractured? how many times? which ones? Nope, never

do you want more smileys on the forum? if yes which ones? Yep, explained this in the suggestion thread, the straight out normal happy and sad smileys are really lame, we need proper ones.

try and guess the top 5 posters according to their number of posts? Lol ok…ermmm, Bojan, Maz, Beast, Evil…..Cule Angels?

if you had three wishes, what would you wish for? That I had a future with my gf, that I could play football like Ronaldinho “used to be able to”, and that I had more wishes.

if you could select a celebrity to be your club president who would it be? Ronaldinho, does he count? If not then Rex from the last Big Brother, fucking legend.

choose a colour for barca next away jersey, that already hasn't been used by the club....Oh meh, you just had to add that last bit, I want our orange jersey back, I loved that! Make it a stripy black and blue then, like Inters kit now.

have you ever bet online? why? Fake betting, Fulltiltpoker.net, not.com, as .net uses the fake money system. And because I like poker =].

describe in one word
credit cards-fun
crowded supermarkets-uncomfortable
your girlfriend-a rollercoaster
the forum-=] comfortable
Barcelona-Brilliant

do you eat meat?Yepyup

your take on vegetarianism? I wish that I could be one, because I think the cause is fantastic, but I love meat so much, I just couldn’t do it.

global warming?-I don’t really like….care? As long as it doesn’t effect me in my lifetime then tbh I’m not that bothered. It might effect me it happens in my kids lifetime.

one concert you'd like to go to? I don’t like concerts, I’m awkward and just would feel……awkward standing there? Like dancing? it’s the same with football matches, though I enjoy them more, I kind of just feel awkward like….standing there cheering? But yeh, a Goo Goo Dolls concert, or Josh Radin would be nice.


where would you like to spend your honeymoon? We’re planning to spend it in Australia in some little beach house.

rate on 1 to 10 with 1 being lowest
Yourself-3
your girlfriend-10
your job-don’t have one
the forum-8

what mail do you use? hotmail/gmail etc etc..-Hotmail

the movie that you wouldnt watch even if paid for..-Twilight, books were good until that **** Jacob came along.

your thoughts
if henry signed for chelsea in january?-I’d be so angry, I’ve always liked him and I HATE them so much.

if Arsenal didn't qualify for Europe? This season coming, I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t qualify for the CL, be shocked to the core if they didn’t get into Europe itself.

if valencia were top of la liga going into the winter break? Good on them, with the players they have, and a few signings, they are for me more capable than any other club of challenging Madrid and Barca.

if barca dont win a single trophy-I’d be incredibly upset, and blame Abidal.


Hleb for Malouda?-Yes

hilario for jorquera?-Yes

which is your favourite letter of the alphabet?-L

if you had to get a tattoo, in a non-english language, which one would you choose? Mas Que Un Club

would you get
your gf's name tattooed? If she asked me to, I wouldn’t do it as a spontaneous surprise.

barca badge? No…..I don’t want a tatoo tbh.

henry? No

second la liga team? choose one if you don't already have one…Atletico Madrid-so so entertaining to watch, their just epic!

chelsea match or a madrid match? Madrid match, at least even if I hate them Madrid play entertaining football, Chelsea are just boring.

best nickname for a football club? Los Cules/ Barca of course

the song with the best lyrics? Iris-Goo Goo Dolls

your favourite thread?-Lol atm the Warik and Beast talk show, but if we get enough could be Barcaforum Big Brother show, =] dw not trying to nick your viewing figures, but we need Auditionees!

what would be the first thing you do if you became the real madrid president? Spend every single last bit of money on Eric Abidal, make sure the cheque cashes, and then round up all of the Madrid players who I dislike, so Higuain, Casillas, Kaka, Van Der Vaart, Sneijder can get out of it, inside the stadium, and BUURRRRRN it to the ground.

if you had to do away with one bad habit of yours what would it be? if you have one ofcourse.. My social crapness, if it counts as a habit.


one word not in any dictionary that you most often use? Cunt

your most often used abuse? Fuck, or Cunt, lol.

do you do any particular thing when you are nervous? I don’t want to talk about that, and don’t press me on it either please.

who do you think has banged most girls on this form? Lol most likely Diegomessi

your most liked hip-hop/rap song? Ghetto Superstar

your favourite nursery rhyme-Rock a bye baby?

one poster who doesnt post anymore, you wish to be back? Erm…? I havent been here for that long, so cant really answer that

what is your height, weight, waist? I’m 8 and a half stone, I think im 163 cm? I might be smaller or taller, but I’m very very small for my age.

any other sports you like playing/watching besides football? I don’t mind watching Tennis……I used to love Wrestling, I went off it years ago. Never really played anything other than football….

tell us something about you that not many people know? Nobody on here knows me that well, so not much point in that question…

what the best attribute you got? Apparently its my eyes….

favourite tv show? Already answered in this thread

have you ever cried while watching oprah? Lol never watched it apart from the Tom Cruise clip.

best avatar? Maz’s avatar. Who is that black guy?

best sig? “I eat Bees”, lol, cant remember who’s that was but it made me laugh.

favourite bollwood movie? Never watched any.

your thoughts on

britney spears-Never really liked her music, she’s so hot in her videos but so skanky in real life….

george bush-Evil, using the deaths in the Twin Towers to invade a country and remove someone from power who he had no right to.

tony blair-No real opinion tbh

osama bin laden-He is the robin hood of terrorists, George Bush being King John, (though Osama is slightly more evil than Robin Hood, lol. Did love his new look though a couple of years back, very stylish change. Osama Bin Laden and his merry men.

Gandhi-No real opinion

Ghengis Khan (or Chengis Khan)-Craaaazy mongolian

Hitler-Bit of a twat tbh, politically brilliant, and to be honest if he hadn’t done the stuff with the Jews, I’d be very inclined to laugh at how easily he walked over England and France, with the Berlin conference where he said, “I wont take the rest of Czechoslovakia”…and then just did, he’s like a hilariously evil Big Brother contestant, if he hadn’t done all of that shit.

Napolean-No opinion

bill Clinton-Annoys me because every time I download a bad file from Limewire I get this over the audio, “My fellow Americans, I must tell you, I did not have sexual relations with another woman….I did however go to Rfreeclub.com, where I can purchase hundreds of….and then they choose what aspect their selling to advertise. Funny, but annoying.

pamela Anderson-Not attractive, never been, seems a nice human being, just doesn’t appeal to me.

big bang- God did a fart, and accidentally shat us out. We wouldn’t flush, so now he hates us because we are the crap that clogged up his toilet.

[Esteve]

This show has gone to shit without me, eh? :tongue:

The ratings will always be down on a Saturday, Beast is right. On with the questionnaire then...

[Jordzibob]

Lol done, god that was a long one. And nice to have you back Esteve, *audience applauds*. And just realised how dodgy the first part of this post sounded....

[Jordzibob]

So presuming there will be more questions during the week.....? =o or will Barcaforum Big Brother steal the ratings? Lol I highly doubt it =[, BB isnt that big here.

[John Antonio Bilboa]

Is it still your turn Jordan ?

[Jordzibob]

Lol I think so...? I'm only assuming this because I've barely been asked anything, its down to our host to decide who's go it is.

[maz]

If you had a son or a daughter, what would you name him/her?

What is your favourite show on TV?

If you caught your girlfriend in bed with jack bauer, would you confront her or never mention it for fear of being hunted down by bauer.

Olga kurylenko or eva mendés?

Who do you hate more: Espanyol or real madrid?

[John Antonio Bilboa]

What was you most embarrassing moment ?



Whats you take on Barack Obama ?


Has someone ever walked in on u ?




Are you attracted to Gareth Gates ?




What do you think about Kim Kardashians arse ?





What would you cook if Nicole Richie came round for Dinner ?

[Jordzibob]

If you had a son or a daughter, what would you name him/her?

What is your favourite show on TV?

If you caught your girlfriend in bed with jack bauer, would you confront her or never mention it for fear of being hunted down by bauer.

Olga kurylenko or eva mendés?

Who do you hate more: Espanyol or real madrid?

We've decided we'll have two kids, and name them Leo and Lyra, a guy first, then a girl, =].

If I had to pick a favourite show at the moment it would have to be One Tree hill, =] love me an American teen drama

Jack Bauer would find himself hunted, and I'd win. Yep you heard it Mr.Bauer, dont even try it.

Eva Mendes, honestly one of the hottest woman I have ever seen, she's like something from the imagination.

Real Madrid. Lol I really dont mind Espanyol, as much as I know I should, but I think their alright, =] lol. HATE Madrid though, burn in hell you scum.

What was you most embarrassing moment ?



Whats you take on Barack Obama ?


Has someone ever walked in on u ?




Are you attracted to Gareth Gates ?




What do you think about Kim Kardashians arse ?





What would you cook if Nicole Richie came round for Dinner ?




A couple of four years ago we were out at the tudor park, local golf club place (full of old boring people) me my sister our parents and our neighbours, two kids my age and their parents, and they all went to the bar while me my sister and our neighbours found this random little swamp....thing somewhere in the golf course, and for some reason thought it would be clever to jump over it. I'm extremely terribly uncoordinated, part of my wierd problematic thingys, and it was like some monster jumped up and grabbed my shoe, which dissappeared into the muck, never to be seen again, and leaving me CAKED in mud. My Mum had just got a brand new mercedes so I had to take off all of my clothes before I got in the car to go home, and then it turned out, the mud and water had gone through to my boxers, they had to come off aswell and I had to go home naked with a towel over me, =[


Barrack Obama seems like a great guy, though I thought it would have been hilarious if in his opening presentation he had said, "Right, now, We're gonna nuke the shit out of Britain", it would have been like...irony. But yeh, he's alot better than Bush, but I have a feeling he's gonna be assasinated by some nutjob, just a feeling.

Nope, never, =].

No, lol!

Pretty damn amazing, lol I just typed it on google because I'd never heard of her, but wooow

Well she'd come in, I'd sit her down at the table, before dissappearing into the kitchen to invite her to "Play a game", Saw style. She aint gettin no dinner in my house, >=]

[John Antonio Bilboa]

Well she'd come in, I'd sit her down at the table, before dissappearing into the kitchen to invite her to "Play a game", Saw style. She aint gettin no dinner in my house, >=]

LOL

[Beast]

Ok ..here is some questions..

1- what do you think of Clint Eastwood ?
2- who do you think Jasper is ? and why did he do what he did ?
3- what do you think of Zabaleta Zalabata Zanela ? is she too desperate to go out with Meta (who is too cool for her ) ?
4- who do you think will win the forum BB ?
5- what is your hobby ?
6- who would you take from the current Real Madrid squad to Barca ? apart from Iker .
7- if you killed someone who would you pick from the forum to defend you & how would be the prosecutor & the judge
8 - name a forum cule u disagree with the most .
9- do you feel ashamed knowing that the name "Cules=Asses " was given to barca fans based on their asses sitting on the benches was visible from outside Les Cortes (your old stadium ) to by passers (true story )


^^^ Barca old stadium and the original cules

[Esteve]

Sorry, the host has hit the bottle. I'm back though so yay! Look at Beast being a nosey fucker. Who's Jasper etc.

[Beast]

let the guy answer the questions u wanna be famous Kasper

we know it was u Erectile steve