The Warik and Beast Talk show

[BobbieBlaugrana]

As a writer, do you read much? If so, who are your favorite authors?

[Lemmi]

Is there a better player in the world than Kaizer Chiefs Tinashe Nengomashe?

[diegomessi]

i am really really really really into jason bourne books i am on the seventh one right now... amazing stuff my dream life movies are not all to great

[JALJM]

awesomely awesome taste in movies btw, meta...2001: ASO is the only one on the list i can't stand

[VivaBarca]

If you had to be trapped in a lift for 24 hours with a Barca player who would it be ?

Who is your favourite author ?

Who is favourite Madridista of all time ?

Have you heard of the book called " The Book Thief " by Markus Zusak ? If not buy it best book I've read in my life.

[Lemmi]

If you had to take it up the bum from any barca player who would it be?

[AnfieldEd]

Meta you know I live in Cambridge right

[Metaphysical]

If you had to be trapped in a lift for 24 hours with a Barca player who would it be ?

does pep count?

if not pep, then xavi.

Who is your favourite author ?

jorge luis borges. or t.s. eliot.

Who is favourite Madridista of all time ?

iker casillas or ferenc puskas.

Have you heard of the book called " The Book Thief " by Markus Zusak ? If not buy it best book I've read in my life.

I have not.

and I may do!

awesomely awesome taste in movies btw, meta...2001: ASO is the only one on the list i can't stand

cheers.

there's loads I forgot like streetcar named desire, on the waterfront, it happened one night, cool hand luke, 48 hours, coming to america, trading places, the three colours trilogy, etc.

Is there a better player in the world than Kaizer Chiefs Tinashe Nengomashe?

Kermit Erasmus

If you had to take it up the bum from any barca player who would it be?

hasta be iniesta doesn't it? I would imagine getting done up the bum hurts a bit, and wendell's a little weakling so it'd probably hurt the least.

As a writer, do you read much? If so, who are your favorite authors?

jorge luis borges
kurt vonnegut
friedrich nietzsche
jack kerouac
alan moore
william shakespeare
ludwig wittgenstein

do poets count? if so t.s. eliot, allen ginsberg and byron jump right onto that list.

[Cule Angles]

1.Are you a big fan of "free verse" poetry? I can't stand the stuff and remember arguing with you about the dreadful reading at the Obama inauguration.

2.Which sports event would you pay most to go to?

3. How can you like Pakistan, the most dishonest team in world cricket?

[Metaphysical]

Meta you know I live in Cambridge right

nope!

[AnfieldEd]

Well you do now!! so where exactly on the outskirts do you live?

[Metaphysical]

45 mins from, ed. it's not really "near" but I say cambridge coz people know it whereas how many people know huntingdon? (which I'm about 15 mins from) or st. ives? (10 mins).

1.Are you a big fan of "free verse" poetry? I can't stand the stuff and remember arguing with you about the dreadful reading at the Obama inauguration.

I am a big fan of free verse.

2.Which sports event would you pay most to go to?

a spain/argentina world cup final in the azteca.

OR

a barcelona/man utd european cup final in the camp nou.

OR

a barcelona/real madrid european cup final in the camp nou.

OR

mike tyson vs. max clifford and nick griffin in a bare-knuckle boxing match

3. How can you like Pakistan, the most dishonest team in world cricket?

what dishonesty?

and as I said elsewhere, my heritage is there. admittedly it's a difficult relationship as the country openly persecutes ahmadi muslims such as myself. but, I dunno. I was more attached to the previous generation, akram, inzy, miandad, etc.

[Cule Angles]

What dishonesty? I can only assume you don't follow cricket that much. Match fixing, ball tampering, allegations of racism when things go against them.

[AnfieldEd]

Well my colleague at work lives in St.Ives and I know Huntingdon well. Ever been down the city centre?

[Metaphysical]

Well my colleague at work lives in St.Ives and I know Huntingdon well. Ever been down the city centre?

which city centre? cambridge? yeah plenty.

What dishonesty? I can only assume you don't follow cricket that much. Match fixing, ball tampering, allegations of racism when things go against them.

the whole of cricket is dirty with match-fixing, not just the pakistanis.

ball tampering.

you mean when wasim and waqar were reverse-swinging the ball and the meat-headed english press/players didn't understand how it was possible so accused them of ball-tampering?

(the ultimate punch-line for that retarded joke was when england won the 2005 ashes off the back of brilliant reverse swing bowling from simon jones in particular).

and allegations are just that, allegations.