Some of you are a disgrace. Like it or not, he has more creative ability in his little finger than Rakitic and Iniesta combined. Better passer, more of a leader and far more productive. He was criminally underused here, and that was purely because you couldn't break up the Iniesta/Xavi/Busquets midfield. Remember the game right after Man Utd showed interest and he went and laid on about three or four assists? He's top quality. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he's named Chelsea captain should they (bizarrely) get rid of John Terry.
Brb being la masia product
Brb being said u are the missing puzzle barca needs
brb being used in most of the games as a false 9 even tho u're shit on that position agaist parked busses and can't be used in a more familiar position to u because u can't break xavi-busquets-iniesta tripple since u're not even 20% talented as they are
brb performing and scoring in first parts of the season against shit teams so people compare u to Iniesta based on goals and assists , even tho it's clear u never was , never wiil be even 30% of Iniesta. Then u go missing in the importand part of the season
brb Iniesta being moved to the lw, even tho he is brilliant on his natural position and u're not , just for u to have better performances but u still sheet while iniesta still goat even tho LW not his natural position
brb not being substituted when u are sheet ,and u are dragging the team down ,cause u are from la masia
brb being lost in the barca system and don't know what to do
brb the team playing better as soon as u leave the field
brb being obvious that u won't fit in Barca even after the first season but won't be sold cause u are la masia product and people in charge of the club are beta wusses
brb having the speed of a snail who went partying with neymar in paris and didn't sleep in 24 hrs
brb wenger going lmao in his office for fucking us over once again with shit transfer
brb starting to bald because u know u won't make it at barca and this affects u since u won't ever be at a better club
brb getting a golddiger as a gf because balding problems cause u to be insecure
brb golddigger wants to go shopping in london so u move to chelsea cause u are a beta wuss and do everything that golddiger says now , even tho in 2010 u said that if u ever go to chelsea , someone should kill u.
brb as soon as u leave , barca starts climbing back and wins 5 trophies in a year
brb still having sheet 2'nd part of season but now at chelsea
brb barca fans being happy that u left
It all started with the gold digger's need to go shopping , Praise the gold digger .
brb.
