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The cuntiest of all cunts; almost makes Figo look human.

Our actual best CB, not flashy like the donkey Araujo, who is as dumb as he is strong.

He sucks donkey balls for the wage he is on. We need some serious class midfielders, get rid of this guy and use the funds generated for an actual leader

God I miss the heydays of our midfield with clutch players even on the bench.

Sooooo.... Can we maybe develop Lamine yet or should we keep on playing trash players with zero impact, Xavi?

His end product is like my shit after eating cream with lactose in it.

Hopefully Christensen, even though as a fellow Dane I like him. Koundé fucks around a lot but has a higher ceiling and AC is injured too often, sadly + we can cash in on him since he has a great name in PL and Europe.

This guy doesn't give a fuck... Night and day, plays like he doesn't care and hates the world.

Roque coming in January would define our season. This guy is over the hill.

Should have been top 10 after that season treble, being pivotal for City especially come end-season.

Will never be a full-blown world class attacker, but can be very good - somewhere in between a Paco Alcacer and David Villa (who was world-class in his prime). Definitely been useful and scoring important goals so far, so I'm hoping he proves me wrong, but a decent attacking option is not bad...

Such a fucking gem we have here. Wow.

You wouldn't take him over RL9? Roque and Alvarez sounds freaking awesome.

Troll less obviously next time, brate.

Ilkay was so good at City that people expect him to perform from the get-go. Let him adjust, Barca is not just another club. The playstyle, language, club and new teammates takes time to adjust to. He will improve throughout the season, his skillset was always that of vision, anticipation...

Must be the gigantic choppers he is rocking. Donkey turned clutch when needed. Love him already.

He's done similar things against Carvajal, Trent and the GOAT captain Sergi.

Should start this evening, but Xavi probably prefers Raphinha; either way, Yamal should be the sub option and get minutes in CL.

90% of our opponents leave the initiative to us, playing deeply with two lines; Cancelo's offensive merits are so vital in these fixtures. Araujo for the few games where defensive balance is more cost-beneficial (against RM, for instance or when facing lethal, fast LW's). We have options in...

He's 21, could go either way, really. Either he develops into a class winger with a good end product or he proves to be a bust/stagnant in his development. OTWT.