Ousmane Dembélé

Tackle

Senior Member
This fanbase can hype him up all they want when the team isn't in action, but as soon as the matches start picking up it becomes very clear what type of player this fraud is.
 

Bulgroz

Senior Member
Man, you just come on this thread every day to post "DEMBELE IS SHIT ROFLMALOL", and then complain that someone (who's probably one of the very few people around here who actually know what he's talking about) replies to you assertions by explaining how he's not.
Crazy how you fail to see the irony in that.

As Potroh said: if your only goal here is to say that a player is bad without having to suffer any criticism from users who disagree (and who tend to get irritated after explaining to you the same thing 20 times because you literally... posted the same thing 20 times), just open a blog. That way you won't have to discuss anything, you'll just be able to say whatever you want. Even if it's the exact same sentence for the 50th time. The other option would be to post here only when you have something even remotely meaningful to say, which is a good basis for an interesting conversation.

To be clear though: I think that people who do the same thing about other players are just as pointless. It's not a Dembele thing. The funniest thing is how those same people disappear when the player they hate starts performing.
 

Tekkers

New member
Let's see how the emissary of French talents that can't control a ball and the PoteNtIaL TaLEnT DocTOR will blame Valverde for this performance.

[youtube]38ZyV6ADPr0[/youtube]

I am allowed to post videos right, or is that too RepEtiTiVEE?

0:00 - receives a ball by the touchline and is immediately enclosed by 3 defenders. manages to weave his way out of trouble but misplaces his pass as his defender who has acres of space in front of him refuses to run into space. potential great play ruined by lack of chemistry, which is understandable in the first preseason game

0:08 - tracks bad and wins the ball back for the team -- good play

0:11 - TERRIBLE pass. that's one you've got one bad possesion.

0:18 - receives the ball, is pressed and is smart enough to reward his team with a foul and new position to reset themselves by forcing the opposing player to make an error. -- not his fault

0:24 - receives the ball from pique, who set him up for failure by not only drawing his defenders to him, but giving it up to him by the touchline. he dribbles it out of bounds (which is the smart play, instead of recklessly passing it up and affording chelsea the opportunity to counter... I mean, what we're you seriously expecting him, or ANY player in the world to do in that situation? you are so weird it's crazy, LOL

0:32 - receives the ball. could run aimlessly like a headless chicken down the flank to whip in a cross, but quickly recognizes that it's griezmann (who is 5"9), swarmed by 5 other white shirts, thus backtracks and allows barca to reset in chelsea's half -- good possession

0:38 - receives the ball. after dribbling sees that nothing is available, so switches the ball to the left hand side of the field -- smart play (or i guess he should just dribble the whole team and score on every possesion, right? hahaha)

0:45 - receives the ball in tight quarters. holds onto it well and lays it off to the midfielder (this must be the "ball control in tight spaces" you were talking about, LOL)

0:48 - receives the ball, demonstrates great touch (as he has throughout this entire highlight video--are you sure you even watched it, LOL?) and lays it off to the open man as he is suddenly swarmed by 3 white shirts

he's then smart enough to continue running into space (something that rakitic REFUSES to do) after he passes and is there to initiate an attacking opportunity at 0:54 -- overall, great play by dembele

1:00 - receives a lofted, diagonal ball and demonstrates that first touch that you've been strangely saying is missing in his arsenal. unfortunately as he weaves inside he misplaces a pass to a midfielder running into the box. still, appreciate the effort to even seek the attacking option (again, something that rakitic NEVER does as it would've been a backpass to the defender instead)

1:09 - receives the ball. great touch again (boy what happened this game?). is intelligent enough to recognize that griezmann is pacing down the flank, so lays it off to the defender in attempt to run into space into the middle of the field, away from griezmann to draw defenders away from that zone of the field. GREAT, smart intelligent play.

1:13 - receives the ball. i would've like to see him attack the defender earlier, but again, he lays it off and doesn't waste the opportunity (as only barca shirt was in the box, in the midst of 5 other defenders--you would've questioned his IQ there if he crossed it)

1:22 - receives the ball. great touch and manages to turn the defender inside out with the feint. speeds inside the field and lays it off to griezmann

1:28 - turns the ball over after being pressed by two defenders. not the worst play, but would've like to see him demonstrate more composure. wow. only the second "bad" play of the game

1:35 - receives the ball on the edge of the box. but UNLIKE rakitic, he doesn't have a 10-15 feet cushion with no defender in sight, so he's immediately apprehended and his strike is blocked. in your weird mind i'm guessing this is a "bad" play right? hahahahahaha

1:38 - receives the ball with his back turned to goal while being engulfed by three white shirts (unlike rakitic, dembele actually invites the pressure if it means presenting his teammate with more passing opportunities, who in this case was umtiti)... he then proceeds to open up his body wonderfully, turn around and deliver a ball to griez. unfortunately it didn't amount to anything because the chelsea backline made their run early to ensure that they weren't going to be beat by griezmann. ANOTHER great play

1:44 - great touch again (where the hell is all this bumbling and stumbling and misplacing the ball out of bounds that you said he suffers from man? i actually watched the game, unlike you, so i just laugh at your posts, but it's a shame to think that somebody as weird as you might actually be convincing someone less privy to your agenda here), dribbles inside but passes back as he sees no attacking options presenting themselves in the final third of the pitch

1:50 - great chest control, followed by great foot control. but in the midst of this isn't aware of his surroundings to gets tackled by a defender who he wasn't aware was waiting to pounce on his second touch

2:03 - he was overthinking this situation. griezmann made an intelligent run that you normally see from the likes of benzema and firmino which was to draw the defender away. dembele picks up on this and assumes that the defender would vacate his position and pick up griezmann, but he doesn't bite and dembele's gamble doesn't pay off. still i respect his hunger in front of the goal as he passes up enough of these opportunities to useful jokers like suarez all season long who put up worse efforts than he did

the final two posessions at 2:09 and 2:15 came at the end of the first half of the teams very first preseason game, so obviously fatigue was a factor (i doubt you know this since you talk like you never kicked a football in your life) and so he has to resort to backpassing since everyone is waiting for the final minute and no longer making any runs.

now weird guy, what on earth was this highlight video supposed to demonstrate aside from your clear lack of footballing knowledge?

maybe the fact that you didn't even watch the match, or worse yet, not even browse through the video that you posted as if it was supposed to be a lowlight video?

he was FAR better than Joao Felix just from looking at the highlight videos (and i watched the game, unlike you), but you were slobbering over him in his thread after he put up a far more mediocre performance.

i don't even know why [MENTION=21136]Potroh[/MENTION] even bothers to reply to you as you're clearly a troll, but sadly less funny at winding people than BBZ
 

Tackle

Senior Member
Man, you just come on this thread every day to post "DEMBELE IS SHIT ROFLMALOL", and then complain that someone (who's probably one of the very few people around here who actually know what he's talking about) replies to you assertions by explaining how he's not.
Crazy how you fail to see the irony in that.

As Potroh said: if your only goal here is to say that a player is bad without having to suffer any criticism from users who disagree (and who tend to get irritated after explaining to you the same thing 20 times because you literally... posted the same thing 20 times), just open a blog. That way you won't have to discuss anything, you'll just be able to say whatever you want. Even if it's the exact same sentence for the 50th time. The other option would be to post here only when you have something even remotely meaningful to say, which is a good basis for an interesting conversation.

To be clear though: I think that people who do the same thing about other players are just as pointless. It's not a Dembele thing. The funniest thing is how those same people disappear when the player they hate starts performing.

Disappear for what mate?

The two odd weeks he actually fecking performs in a season and his fanboys come out of the woodwork to annoint him better than Mbappe?

Too bad after that period he either gets injured or goes back to being shite like usual.

You speak as if the bloke is in good form for most of the season, which couldn't be further from the truth.
 

Laplacian

Senior Member
0:00 - receives a ball by the touchline and is immediately enclosed by 3 defenders. manages to weave his way out of trouble but misplaces his pass as his defender who has acres of space in front of him refuses to run into space. potential great play ruined by lack of chemistry, which is understandable in the first preseason game

0:08 - tracks bad and wins the ball back for the team -- good play

0:11 - TERRIBLE pass. that's one you've got one bad possesion.

0:18 - receives the ball, is pressed and is smart enough to reward his team with a foul and new position to reset themselves by forcing the opposing player to make an error. -- not his fault

0:24 - receives the ball from pique, who set him up for failure by not only drawing his defenders to him, but giving it up to him by the touchline. he dribbles it out of bounds (which is the smart play, instead of recklessly passing it up and affording chelsea the opportunity to counter... I mean, what we're you seriously expecting him, or ANY player in the world to do in that situation? you are so weird it's crazy, LOL

0:32 - receives the ball. could run aimlessly like a headless chicken down the flank to whip in a cross, but quickly recognizes that it's griezmann (who is 5"9), swarmed by 5 other white shirts, thus backtracks and allows barca to reset in chelsea's half -- good possession

0:38 - receives the ball. after dribbling sees that nothing is available, so switches the ball to the left hand side of the field -- smart play (or i guess he should just dribble the whole team and score on every possesion, right? hahaha)

0:45 - receives the ball in tight quarters. holds onto it well and lays it off to the midfielder (this must be the "ball control in tight spaces" you were talking about, LOL)

0:48 - receives the ball, demonstrates great touch (as he has throughout this entire highlight video--are you sure you even watched it, LOL?) and lays it off to the open man as he is suddenly swarmed by 3 white shirts

he's then smart enough to continue running into space (something that rakitic REFUSES to do) after he passes and is there to initiate an attacking opportunity at 0:54 -- overall, great play by dembele

1:00 - receives a lofted, diagonal ball and demonstrates that first touch that you've been strangely saying is missing in his arsenal. unfortunately as he weaves inside he misplaces a pass to a midfielder running into the box. still, appreciate the effort to even seek the attacking option (again, something that rakitic NEVER does as it would've been a backpass to the defender instead)

1:09 - receives the ball. great touch again (boy what happened this game?). is intelligent enough to recognize that griezmann is pacing down the flank, so lays it off to the defender in attempt to run into space into the middle of the field, away from griezmann to draw defenders away from that zone of the field. GREAT, smart intelligent play.

1:13 - receives the ball. i would've like to see him attack the defender earlier, but again, he lays it off and doesn't waste the opportunity (as only barca shirt was in the box, in the midst of 5 other defenders--you would've questioned his IQ there if he crossed it)

1:22 - receives the ball. great touch and manages to turn the defender inside out with the feint. speeds inside the field and lays it off to griezmann

1:28 - turns the ball over after being pressed by two defenders. not the worst play, but would've like to see him demonstrate more composure. wow. only the second "bad" play of the game

1:35 - receives the ball on the edge of the box. but UNLIKE rakitic, he doesn't have a 10-15 feet cushion with no defender in sight, so he's immediately apprehended and his strike is blocked. in your weird mind i'm guessing this is a "bad" play right? hahahahahaha

1:38 - receives the ball with his back turned to goal while being engulfed by three white shirts (unlike rakitic, dembele actually invites the pressure if it means presenting his teammate with more passing opportunities, who in this case was umtiti)... he then proceeds to open up his body wonderfully, turn around and deliver a ball to griez. unfortunately it didn't amount to anything because the chelsea backline made their run early to ensure that they weren't going to be beat by griezmann. ANOTHER great play

1:44 - great touch again (where the hell is all this bumbling and stumbling and misplacing the ball out of bounds that you said he suffers from man? i actually watched the game, unlike you, so i just laugh at your posts, but it's a shame to think that somebody as weird as you might actually be convincing someone less privy to your agenda here), dribbles inside but passes back as he sees no attacking options presenting themselves in the final third of the pitch

1:50 - great chest control, followed by great foot control. but in the midst of this isn't aware of his surroundings to gets tackled by a defender who he wasn't aware was waiting to pounce on his second touch

2:03 - he was overthinking this situation. griezmann made an intelligent run that you normally see from the likes of benzema and firmino which was to draw the defender away. dembele picks up on this and assumes that the defender would vacate his position and pick up griezmann, but he doesn't bite and dembele's gamble doesn't pay off. still i respect his hunger in front of the goal as he passes up enough of these opportunities to useful jokers like suarez all season long who put up worse efforts than he did

the final two posessions at 2:09 and 2:15 came at the end of the first half of the teams very first preseason game, so obviously fatigue was a factor (i doubt you know this since you talk like you never kicked a football in your life) and so he has to resort to backpassing since everyone is waiting for the final minute and no longer making any runs.

now weird guy, what on earth was this highlight video supposed to demonstrate aside from your clear lack of footballing knowledge?

maybe the fact that you didn't even watch the match, or worse yet, not even browse through the video that you posted as if it was supposed to be a lowlight video?

he was FAR better than Joao Felix just from looking at the highlight videos (and i watched the game, unlike you), but you were slobbering over him in his thread after he put up a far more mediocre performance.

i don't even know why [MENTION=21136]Potroh[/MENTION] even bothers to reply to you as you're clearly a troll, but sadly less funny at winding people than BBZ

Imagine expressing concern for my well being only to call me a troll and a weird guy the following post. LOL, you're kinda fake aren't you? Just do what you promised to yourself and put me in your ignore list. Like you said yourself, people with football knowledge should just stop bothering with me. :wave: :wave:


Poteeeeential.
 

Maxim4

New member
I call BARCAMAN to close this wire of Dembélé until the supporters calm down.
There are too many hatreds, insults between Internet users.
BARCAMAN, I send you my message.
Close this thread for a short time. It's horrible to read such comments here.
 

Tackle

Senior Member
I call BARCAMAN to close this wire of Dembélé until the supporters calm down.
There are too many hatreds, insults between Internet users.
BARCAMAN, I send you my message.
Close this thread for a short time. It's horrible to read such comments here.

Translation:

I hate facing reality, the player I have made my life is actually rubbish and I can't bear to hear the truth from others. Admin, please shut down the thread so my feelings aren't hurt any further.
 

Tekkers

New member
Imagine expressing concern for my well being only to call me a troll and a weird guy the following post. LOL, you're kinda fake aren't you? Just do what you promised to yourself and put me in your ignore list. Like you said yourself, people with football knowledge should just stop bothering with me. :wave: :wave:


Poteeeeential.

you're right bruh, i feel so weird for even go through the lengths of responding to an idiot like you who clearly didn't watch the game, let alone the video that he even posted

but i kinda feel better over the fact that i'm not the same weirdo who has been posting in this thread for what it is now... four straight months consecutively?

of all the people i've ever encountered on the internet you are by the far the weirdest person i have ever engaged with man, LOOOOOL
 

Devils

Senior Member
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The Riqui Puig x Dembele connection is becoming telepathic.

Stunning quality.

It's a good thing we are getting intelligent midfielders like Puig, Arthur and FDJ for our next generation so they can connect with Dembouz's intelligent play.

#Blessed.
 

Laplacian

Senior Member
you're right bruh, i feel so weird for even go through the lengths of responding to an idiot like you who clearly didn't watch the game, let alone the video that he even posted

but i kinda feel better over the fact that i'm not the same weirdo who has been posting in this thread for what it is now... four straight months consecutively?

of all the people i've ever encountered on the internet you are by the far the weirdest person i have ever engaged with man, LOOOOOL


Because you haven't been consistently posting in Dembele's threads for months. At least use insults that don't apply to you as well, lmao. Are you done patting yourself on the back? Is it time for the ignore list? Or are you such a loser that you gain so much gratification from insulting a loser in an online forum? I'm sure you're not, time to stop replying, bruh. :worthy: :worthy:

You just can't help engaging with me man. What's wrong with you? Are you suffering something from your personal life that you're even starting to find value in a loser's attention for you? That can't be it, surely you'll put me on the ignore list now. Because, you're, not, a, loser.
 

Bulgroz

Senior Member
Disappear for what mate?

The two odd weeks he actually fecking performs in a season and his fanboys come out of the woodwork to annoint him better than Mbappe?

Too bad after that period he either gets injured or goes back to being shite like usual.

You speak as if the bloke is in good form for most of the season, which couldn't be further from the truth.

Did you actually read my post ? I specifically said it wasn't a Dembele thing. In general, a lot of people (not just on this forum, even though I have to admit it's probably the worst of the few ones I'm on) love to just basically say "X is pure shit" every day, and then just disappear when the player performs. You rarely see those haters posting "damn, he had a great game, hope he'll keep up", or admit that they've been partially wrong, or that the player is actually contributing to the team. They just vanish till the player they dislike starts playing bad again, so they can just keep on saying the same things as if anyone cared. And then they complain when people call them out. How fun.
 
0:00 - receives a ball by the touchline and is immediately enclosed by 3 defenders. manages to weave his way out of trouble but misplaces his pass as his defender who has acres of space in front of him refuses to run into space. potential great play ruined by lack of chemistry, which is understandable in the first preseason game

0:08 - tracks bad and wins the ball back for the team -- good play

0:11 - TERRIBLE pass. that's one you've got one bad possesion.

0:18 - receives the ball, is pressed and is smart enough to reward his team with a foul and new position to reset themselves by forcing the opposing player to make an error. -- not his fault

0:24 - receives the ball from pique, who set him up for failure by not only drawing his defenders to him, but giving it up to him by the touchline. he dribbles it out of bounds (which is the smart play, instead of recklessly passing it up and affording chelsea the opportunity to counter... I mean, what we're you seriously expecting him, or ANY player in the world to do in that situation? you are so weird it's crazy, LOL

0:32 - receives the ball. could run aimlessly like a headless chicken down the flank to whip in a cross, but quickly recognizes that it's griezmann (who is 5"9), swarmed by 5 other white shirts, thus backtracks and allows barca to reset in chelsea's half -- good possession

0:38 - receives the ball. after dribbling sees that nothing is available, so switches the ball to the left hand side of the field -- smart play (or i guess he should just dribble the whole team and score on every possesion, right? hahaha)

0:45 - receives the ball in tight quarters. holds onto it well and lays it off to the midfielder (this must be the "ball control in tight spaces" you were talking about, LOL)

0:48 - receives the ball, demonstrates great touch (as he has throughout this entire highlight video--are you sure you even watched it, LOL?) and lays it off to the open man as he is suddenly swarmed by 3 white shirts

he's then smart enough to continue running into space (something that rakitic REFUSES to do) after he passes and is there to initiate an attacking opportunity at 0:54 -- overall, great play by dembele

1:00 - receives a lofted, diagonal ball and demonstrates that first touch that you've been strangely saying is missing in his arsenal. unfortunately as he weaves inside he misplaces a pass to a midfielder running into the box. still, appreciate the effort to even seek the attacking option (again, something that rakitic NEVER does as it would've been a backpass to the defender instead)

1:09 - receives the ball. great touch again (boy what happened this game?). is intelligent enough to recognize that griezmann is pacing down the flank, so lays it off to the defender in attempt to run into space into the middle of the field, away from griezmann to draw defenders away from that zone of the field. GREAT, smart intelligent play.

1:13 - receives the ball. i would've like to see him attack the defender earlier, but again, he lays it off and doesn't waste the opportunity (as only barca shirt was in the box, in the midst of 5 other defenders--you would've questioned his IQ there if he crossed it)

1:22 - receives the ball. great touch and manages to turn the defender inside out with the feint. speeds inside the field and lays it off to griezmann

1:28 - turns the ball over after being pressed by two defenders. not the worst play, but would've like to see him demonstrate more composure. wow. only the second "bad" play of the game

1:35 - receives the ball on the edge of the box. but UNLIKE rakitic, he doesn't have a 10-15 feet cushion with no defender in sight, so he's immediately apprehended and his strike is blocked. in your weird mind i'm guessing this is a "bad" play right? hahahahahaha

1:38 - receives the ball with his back turned to goal while being engulfed by three white shirts (unlike rakitic, dembele actually invites the pressure if it means presenting his teammate with more passing opportunities, who in this case was umtiti)... he then proceeds to open up his body wonderfully, turn around and deliver a ball to griez. unfortunately it didn't amount to anything because the chelsea backline made their run early to ensure that they weren't going to be beat by griezmann. ANOTHER great play

1:44 - great touch again (where the hell is all this bumbling and stumbling and misplacing the ball out of bounds that you said he suffers from man? i actually watched the game, unlike you, so i just laugh at your posts, but it's a shame to think that somebody as weird as you might actually be convincing someone less privy to your agenda here), dribbles inside but passes back as he sees no attacking options presenting themselves in the final third of the pitch

1:50 - great chest control, followed by great foot control. but in the midst of this isn't aware of his surroundings to gets tackled by a defender who he wasn't aware was waiting to pounce on his second touch

2:03 - he was overthinking this situation. griezmann made an intelligent run that you normally see from the likes of benzema and firmino which was to draw the defender away. dembele picks up on this and assumes that the defender would vacate his position and pick up griezmann, but he doesn't bite and dembele's gamble doesn't pay off. still i respect his hunger in front of the goal as he passes up enough of these opportunities to useful jokers like suarez all season long who put up worse efforts than he did

the final two posessions at 2:09 and 2:15 came at the end of the first half of the teams very first preseason game, so obviously fatigue was a factor (i doubt you know this since you talk like you never kicked a football in your life) and so he has to resort to backpassing since everyone is waiting for the final minute and no longer making any runs.

now weird guy, what on earth was this highlight video supposed to demonstrate aside from your clear lack of footballing knowledge?

maybe the fact that you didn't even watch the match, or worse yet, not even browse through the video that you posted as if it was supposed to be a lowlight video?

he was FAR better than Joao Felix just from looking at the highlight videos (and i watched the game, unlike you), but you were slobbering over him in his thread after he put up a far more mediocre performance.

i don't even know why [MENTION=21136]Potroh[/MENTION] even bothers to reply to you as you're clearly a troll, but sadly less funny at winding people than BBZ

Wow you have written every single action from him, you are amazing:worthy:
 

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